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“Weird” New UFO Craft Flies Over California Park

By Politics

I’m not saying it was aliens…..but it was probably aliens.

And I’m not talking about the kind that cross the southern border without legal permission.

Bum-tiss!

According to a new report from the folks over at the Daily Caller, some new footage emerged on Sunday on social media platforms, showing what appears to be some kind of human-like UFO floating around in the air somewhere over Sequoia Park in California. Maybe it’s the new suit and glider the Green Goblin’s been working on? Looks like he’s trying to rebrand as the Silver Goblin. Maybe he’s looking to take over the Silver Surfer’s job as the herald of Galactus?

I’m so sorry for this extremely graphic display of my nerdity. I’ll stop now.

Footage was captured by multiple people and shared by the @528vibes social media channel. It appears to show a humanoid-type glowing white figure standing in place in our skies and doing some weird poses. But unlike any other UFO video shared online, there are multiple reports of the same bizarre being appearing year after year, with no specific explanation as to what it is.

One word. Two syllables.

Jetpack.

That’s my honest theory on this. Perhaps the military is testing a brand spanking new jetpack? I know, I know, that sounds even more ridiculous than the idea that’s an alien visitor from another world, but it’s possible, right? It really looks like a dude in a jetpack. Then again, why in the heck is he just hanging out up there? That’s kind of weird, right?

I know one thing for sure. That’s not a weather balloon. Doesn’t look like any kind of spy equipment either. I won’t lie. It’s more than a little freaky. Unsettling might be the word I’m looking for.

Some people apparently claim these bizarre UFO people are “interdimensional beings” but obviously there’s no proof to this claim in mainstream science, News18 noted.

Others think this is a psychological operations test for the underworld government to trick us into thinking the Second Coming of Christ is upon us, even though there’s no evidence to suggest Jesus ever floated through the air looking like a giant Stay Puft balloon.

Well, there’s still one more potential explanation for this phenomenon.

It’s fake.

And that, my friends, could actually be the correct answer. If I had to bet my life on it, I’d say it’s not real, but it is strange that there are several different witnesses that claim to have seen this thing in the sky.

One thing we can all agree on is that even if it were to be a visitor from another planet, there’s no way the government would ever cop to it. They’ve spent decade upon decade attempting to convince everyone across the country and even the globe that UFOs and alien beings do not exist. Until recently that is. Now they’re opening up a lot more, and I highly doubt it’s in the spirit of transparency.

It’s because they believe revealing this stuff bit-by-bit at the current time will somehow be advantageous for them in furthering their own agenda. What is that agenda? No clue. But I bet it has something to do with gaining power and control. The government craves that above all else.

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