With the economy in the toilet, the southern border wide open, and several major wars going on in the world, plus the erosion of our civil liberties by a bloated government, we really don’t need anything else to be worried about. Unfortunately, there’s a lot more going on in the world than just those things mentioned above. And it’s really, really weird. I mean, like “X-Files” level kind of odd. Yes, I am indeed talking about alien life forms. No, I don’t mean the short, furry kind from Melmac that like to eat cats. We’re talking about potential hostile invaders from…well…somewhere that isn’t here.
A report that was published on Thursday revealed that an unidentified flying object (UFO) was seen in the skies above President Joe Biden while he flew into LAX airport on Air Force One back on Oct. 10.
Here’s more on this from The Daily Caller:
A video shared on social media in December apparently shows a silvery white object flying extremely close to Air Force One as Biden landed in LAX for a fundraiser back in October, according to the Daily Mail. The outlet published several still photographs of the object, which whizzes past the President
The clip was taken by airplane enthusiasts Joshua and Peter Solorzano, who filmed the orb going over at around 10:18am local time while live-streaming on their YouTube channel. The first flies over around the 1:26 mark, and then comes back two more times at 4:38 and 6:58.
Many users noted its resemblance to a UFO which flew over the Middle East in 2022. Footage of the event was released by the Pentagon’s All-Domain Anomaly Resolution office. A report noted the orb had “characteristics and behaviors consistent with other ‘metallic orb’ observations in the region,” but gave little indication to what they actually were.
What’s most disappointing is that despite how interested in this kind of phenomena the Pentagon seems to be, no Men in Black showed up to intimidate the Soloranzo brothers into silence or wipe their memories with fancy flashy-things. I hear the reason for their absence is that Will Smith was busy doing a pre-scheduled “cry-it-out” therapy session over being a cuckold.
Another individual who witnessed the UFO is Chris Cullari, who saw the object in the sky at around 12:0 on the same day while he was making the drive to Culver City, the Daily Mail reported. A helicopter sent by the Los Angeles Police Department actually circled close by where the object was spotted.
So either this thing is real … or the government wants you to think it is because of all the negative press they’ve been getting about UFO/UAP disclosurein 2023. After a year of promises to reveal the truth about what we know, our lawmakers decided that actually, we don’t get to know what UFOs really are, according to their data and research. If the people who really control our government want us to know something, we’ll know it. But otherwise, we will always be left in the dark.
You know what I think? The UFO was a shuttle sent by the mothership to pick up Joe Biden and take him back to his home planet. But upon hearing several minutes of his incoherent babbling about how his son Beau died a war hero while serving in Vietnam and arguing the philosophical significance of Rocky Road ice cream, they sent him back.
Guess we should have slapped a “Do Not Return to Sender” sticker on him before he left.