If you’ve been keeping up with all of the hoopla surrounding President Joe Biden’s younger son, Hunter Biden, then you’re probably well aware of the fact that earlier this week he pleaded not guilty to charges that he lied about his drug abuse on a form to purchase a firearm back in 2018. I mean, how in the world can the guy plead not guilty to these charges when they clearly have evidence, such as the form itself, to prove he told a whopper? That’s confidence in daddy’s power to pull political strings and get him out of trouble.
Anyway, According to the Western Journal, the first son popped in for his latest court appearance rocking a brand new haircut, which was very closely cropped to his head. I can already hear some of you sighing heavily, wondering why in the world a man getting haircut is news, but it’ll all make sense in just a few minutes, I promise.
You see, we’ve never, ever seen Hunter Biden with his hair cut this short. Why is he suddenly changing his look? It might not be a fashion statement, according to Judge Jeanine Pirro, one of the co-hosts of “The Five” on Fox News, who also served 30 years in the legal system. According to Pirro, the new hairdo could be an attempt to help Hunter Biden pass his now mandatory random drug tests.
This morning we saw close-cut hair for Hunter Biden.
Drug testing – in the event they wanted to test via hair strand testing.
Longer hair shows longer history — like, back to July – about 90 days.
This hair gives you a couple of weeks.😂 pic.twitter.com/35l16k2yMx
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) October 3, 2023
” Hunter pleaded not guilty to lying about his drug use on a federal form while buying a handgun in 2018, according to Reuters. As part of the conditions for his pre-trial release, Hunter is to clear travel with a probation officer, abstain from illegal drugs and alcohol and seek employment,” the WJ reported.
“We’ve known Hunter for a long time, and we’ve never seen him with a buzz cut,” the former judge went on to say during the program on Tuesday.
“So I happen to think that he’s now represented by an attorney who knows full well that … a lot of drugs move very quickly through your system. But the part of your body that drugs don’t move quickly through is your hair,” she added.
“I was a narcotics judge for over a year,” the judge explained. “And so I would mandate that certain defendants be tested by their hair. Now, the hair maintains the drug for a significant period of time, even for years.”
“By his having a buzz cut, when they go to pull a hair, they’re not going to have a sufficient amount to even be able to test,” she added during the show.
“You can also take pubic hair,” Pirro pointed out, “but we know from the laptop that he happens to take care of himself down there,” leading to the rest of the panel erupting in laughter.
“So what we’ve got,” Pirro stated, “is a guy who is very savvy about drug testing and doesn’t want there to be any evidence about it. … That’s what goes on in real courtrooms.”
The Western Journal also stated that the judge presiding over Hunter Biden’s case said the first son has now tested negative for drugs several times.