Vice President Kamala Harris, the current Democratic presidential nominee, has yet to put out a policy page on her campaign website that details what her positions are on key issues, like, oh I don’t know, the economy and immigration, so American voters know where she stands and whether or not her views line up with theirs. In light of this maddening oversight, former President Donald Trump has decided to help her out by making one for her and releasing it on the internet on her behalf.
Expert troll level: 1,000,000.
“Kamala Harris has yet to tell voters what her policies are, so we thought we’d help them out. Kamala Harris wants to open the borders, raise taxes, and free criminals,” a Trump campaign national press secretary said in comments given to Fox News Digital about the website.
The site, kamala2024policies.com, launched Wednesday morning on the third day of the DNC and takes viewers to a website declaring, “Kamala Harris’ dangerous policies are nothing to laugh about.” The site details nine policy platforms for the Harris campaign, including declaring Harris fought “to set murderers free,” wants to “abolish the border,” seeks to “eliminate private health insurance” and wants to give illegal immigrants Social Security and Medicare.
“Border Czar Kamala Harris opened the southern border to illegal alien criminals and deadly fentanyl, and as vice president, was the tie-breaking vote for far-left spending bills that raised taxes and sent prices skyrocketing for families across the country. While Harris has tried to rewrite history on her extreme record, she can’t hide from her promises to set murderers free, dismantle America’s border security, raise costs with massive spending bills, bring back the Green New Deal Scam, eliminate private health insurance, and more,” the website states. The platform website notably hits the Harris camp on some of the most important issues this election cycle: the economy, spiraling inflation and taxes.
“Record high gas prices under the Harris-Biden administration is the ‘price to pay for democracy.’ Remember, Kamala proudly delivered the deciding vote that allowed the $1.9 trillion ‘stimulus’ to be passed. Don’t listen to former Obama economist Jason Furman, who said the spending bill is ‘too big,’ or former Obama and Clinton economist Larry Summers, who said the ‘tremendous wall of money’ led to inflation, or former Obama economic advisor Steven Rattner, who called Kamala’s $1.9 trillion stimulus ‘the original sin’ of inflation,” the website goes on to inform voters.
In the section addressing taxes, the Trump campaign said, “the middle-class will need to pay more” if Harris wins the election.
“Kamala Harris wants to eliminate the Trump tax cuts, which would mean a massive tax hike on middle-income families,” the site reveals. “Harris was the deciding vote for the ‘Inflation Reduction Act,’ which decreased the ‘average after-tax income for taxpayers at every income level. Americans earning less than $200,000/year saw their taxes rise by $16.7 billion in 2023.”
Harris proposed a handful of economic policies last week, including plans to implement federal price controls on groceries and other everyday expenses and raising the corporate tax rate, but the campaign has not detailed those policies or any others on its official website. The campaign website instead features biographies of both Harris and her running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, as well as donation buttons and a merchandise shop.
The newly formed Democratic presidential ticket, Harris and Walz, are in Chicago to get their fellow lefties pumped for the last bit of the election by making their nomination official at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Thousands are in attendance, but even more are outside the venue protesting against the party. Anti-Israel protesters are none too happy with Harris and her veep pick and their refusal to just flat out demand the eradication of the Jewish state. And don’t get it twisted, that’s precisely what they want.
While Harris has officially been the nominee for a whole month, she still has not held any sort of formal press conference or completed a sit-down interview with the media in order to explain her vision for the country and what she wants to accomplish with her administration. It’s been nothing but campaign events and rallies with a few informal remarks for the press sprinkled in here and there.
Clearly, she’s afraid of facing tough questions. Captain Cackles has plenty of reasons to avoid the media, that insane Joker laugh being one of them. Whenever Harris gets nervous she laughs hysterically. It’s a massive tell, which is probably why she should never try her hand at poker. Just imagine her trying to negotiate a peace deal between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Zelenskyy from Ukraine. It’s painful to imagine.